Here is some taglines I have collected from the 'Net

Random Quote ...

fortune... 
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: 
        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology 
instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. 
Corollary: 
        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do 
except study for that instructor's course. 

This is number 10 quote of the total 227.

Another Tagline?